The MissabowbOscars

Welcome to the MissabowbOscars aka the Oscars if I was in charge. If I was the only member of The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, these would be the winners. These are also the only categories that would be awarded because I didn't watch enough films in any other categories because I am a bad Academy member. Also most of these winners weren't even nominated at the real Oscars so that proves how much they know.

Without further ado, I present to you, the winners of the MissabowbOscars.

Best Supporting Actor

Charles Melton, May December

Best Supporting Actress

Da'Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers

Best Actor

Andrew Scott, All of Us Strangers

Best Actress

Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon

Best Original Screenplay

Anatomy of a Fall

Best Adapted Screenplay

All of Us Strangers

Best Director

Greta Gerwig, Barbie (I'm sorry it's how I feel!)

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

Barbie

Best Costuming

Barbie

Best Production Design

Barbie (I loved Barbie get over it)

Best Original Song

What Was I Made For, Barbie

Best Barbie

Issa Rae, President Barbie

Best Picture

All of Us Strangers

Best Dog

Messi, Anatomy of a Fall

Honorable Mentions Because I Liked It A Lot But Not Enough To Win:

Killers of the Flower Moon, Margot Robbie as Barbie, The Zone of Interest, Past Lives, Maestro’s hairstyling (and that’s it), Oppenheimer, Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach's Barbie (Original) Screenplay, May December, Saltburn (oops), Poor Things